Bruins Vs. Rangers Game 5 "If I Was Pittsburgh I'd Be Pissing Myself Right About Now" Mortal Lock

Listen I know a running joke at Barstool is that I don’t know anything about hockey. But facts are facts. I haven’t missed a second of playoff hockey in the last 2 decades. I played hockey growing up. What I’m saying is that nobody knows more about hockey than me.   That’s what I’m baffled how the line in todays game is Bruins -150. Am I watching a different series? I mean the Bruins aren’t just better than the Rangers. They are a billion times better. The only reason the Rangers were able to steal Game 4 is because the Bruins literally got bored and fell asleep. That’s it. Tuukka falling down. Chara not paying attention. The Bruins forgot this was the playoffs because the opponent is so inferior. Well that won’t happen today. The Penguins already closed out Ottawa. Now it’s the Bruins turn to closeout NY and set up an epic Eastern conference finals. How sure am I? If the Bruins don’t win today I’ll never talk hockey again.

Bruins Mortal Lock – 150